Friday, February 8, 2008

My Red High Heels

I have never been able to wear heels. I am the clumsiest person I know. I have no sense of balance on bare feet, let alone heels. Maybe now that they have been shown to improve pelvic floor function, I'll have to reconsider.

Research is out showing that heels improve a woman's sex life because they strengthen the pelvic floor muscles.

I mean, that's nice and all, but I doubt a broken leg is worth it. I'd probably end up having more problems then.

And did this story remind anyone of that Kellie Pickler song, "Red High Heels"? Here it is for your guilty pleasure: